The Forbidden Outhouse

By Nelalvai

Once, there was an Out House where people went when there were twisters in England. Once when there was a twister in England, a principal of High School was in there and found a trap door in the Out House. But there were windows in the trap door that was in the Out House. So when he went down there the twister caught a glass vase. It hit him and he was killed. Later on when his brother Ike came down the trap door looking for him when the twister was over and the fire had been put out, he found the skeleton with his clothes only on him. After that he nailed down a sign that said "Off limits. Anyone who comes in never comes out alive." Only the spiders were allowed to go in there because England did not like spiders at all.

One time, a little naughty boy snuck through when a twister was about to come unexpectedly. After the twister was over they made sure no one had gone in. When they found the boy, they locked the doors. And no one ever dared go in there again. Of course, they did bring the body out before locking the doors to have a funeral. The reason he did not want to get out was because he panicked of the spiders who crowded him bit by bit. Some of the spiders were killed because the boy stomped on them. But that was only 15 of them. There were about 100. And after he killed 15, he got struck by the lightning. After the funeral, no one in England ever dared go in to the Old Out House. Well, they thought it was lightning that had struck him but it was really a fire that had caught on the Out House. He was burned up. But the fire was put out and everybody else in England lived happily ever after. Ike took his brother's place as principal.